Stories and Quotes for reference

A wise man cracked a joke; the audience laughed hysterically.
He cracked the joke again; a few laughed;
He told the joke one more time; no one laughed;
He said "you don't laugh at the same joke again; why you cry over the same problem again and again"

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We do $6 hair cuts; We fix $6 hair cuts.
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Patience - The world doesn't operate on my time schedule....
God, please give me patience but I need it NOW!!!
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by themoments that take our breath away
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There are three dimensions of health - physical, mental and social. I bike whenevery possible for improving physical well being just like I joined toastmasters for social well being.
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As happy as a cat. Sleeping. Eating. Cleaning. Sleeping. Staring at something for hours. Sleeping. Chasing something. Sleeping. Some more eating. Sleeping. It's good to be a cat. *meow*
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When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down "Happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.
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